John Simon is loser
by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014
A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.
by steve d wilson April 02, 2006
by Rhymin Simon July 27, 2004
An insane person that is extremely strange, but not creepy. He glees in every insane comment, and he names people after animals. However, some of the names are rather fitting. As everyone knows, madmen are strong, and he is no exception. He is of a entirely different social class. Not an outsider, like fluharty. Nor does he have his own clan of friends. He isn’t stupid, but he isn’t the type of guy that people want to be near for extended amounts of time.
Simon Park laughed as he watched the horror movie
by queer444 February 27, 2010
Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.
Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
by Bari May 18, 2006
by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004
A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!
by Paike Ford June 01, 2021