John simon

A loser with a goatee and gay tattoo's who stocks shelves in a grocery store
by Fandango1999 November 27, 2014
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SIMON LEBON

A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.
I am hanging quite well today thanks, I have a simon lebon
by steve d wilson April 02, 2006
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Simon Park

An insane person that is extremely strange, but not creepy. He glees in every insane comment, and he names people after animals. However, some of the names are rather fitting. As everyone knows, madmen are strong, and he is no exception. He is of a entirely different social class. Not an outsider, like fluharty. Nor does he have his own clan of friends. He isn’t stupid, but he isn’t the type of guy that people want to be near for extended amounts of time.
Simon Park laughed as he watched the horror movie
by queer444 February 27, 2010
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dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.

Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
by Bari May 18, 2006
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dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.
Just remember that payback is a bitch.
by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004
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Simon Crocetta

says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.
Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.

Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
by nalahpesoj June 22, 2021
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