Terms of Service

That ridiculously long page that 99.9999% of people skip because it'll take a week straight to finish reading it all.
First, you must read our Terms of Service and agree to them.

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Terms Of service

Something that your ment to read but if your normal you just check the box while you get crammed with cookies.
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Terms Of Service

A long long text of rules and regulations of a software or anything.
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Scratching the service

Australian idiom: to deal with a matter only in the most superficial way. Similar to American ‘Scratching the surface’, but meaning different to ‘Scratching the cervix
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three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community
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Service SA

A bunch of drop kick, high school drop outs with a power complex who live to make your life difficult. Leave you waiting in line for hours on end while they all pick their nose and dig in their ears.
I was stuck at Service SA waiting to get a photo for my driver's licence for two hours, bunch of useless cunts they are.
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Soft Service

Getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a dump. Actually making sense compared to such random terms as the blowken. This act represents a girl at an icecream shop pulling a handle and letting the soft serve ice cream fill a cone or bowl.
"Debby went down on Tony while he was taking a shit. It was the best soft service hes ever had, and she loves the smell of crap."
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