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Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.
Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019
mugGet the Semen Seagalmug.

Semen Demon

One who lustfully gobbles the Semen

Example: Your mom
She took our loads like it was her job. I could see it in her eyes. A real life Semen Demon.
by Party White September 5, 2022
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semen demon

Somebody who cums a lot during sex
Tim was a semen demon, squirting down any poor woman that crossed his path
by nigadiga May 22, 2023
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captain semen

James.

James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.
captain semen is the best captain ever!
by 007tellie007 March 18, 2016
mugGet the captain semenmug.

Semen Sprinkler

When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.
Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.
by Kristovguy June 15, 2017
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Semen Demon

When your a demon at semoning
OMG! Segers a semen Demon
by xXB00TySLAYER420Xx May 16, 2022
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