Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.

"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."

by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009

Sizzling Second

1/8 of a flaming hour

Yo doggy, I'll smell ya in a sizzling sec.

I'll catch you in a sizzling second son.

by SkidMark Steve August 4, 2013

second-cousin

2C:
1- Parent's first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's full sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

My second-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

second layering

The art of sneaking biscuits/chocolates from the second layer of the tin before the first layer has been finished.

Mammy!! Daddy’s second layering the Christmas biscuits.

by Daddy Poppins December 18, 2017

second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.

“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”

by Miss.Class.Ass June 30, 2011

jira second

A Jira second is defined as roughly 10 seconds longer than what you usually would expect.

A: "I did press Save, but nothing happens."
B: "Just wait for a Jira second to"

by _Caretaker_ October 5, 2020

second nut

peeing

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels

by nutboy21 November 18, 2020