Scooter Nuke

A really fat whale usually found in the ice cream section of the grocery store. That when it exerts gas from it's rear emits a grotesque smell the CDC are required to move all residents from the area to a safe distance. So the Military/Government can study its base of devastation.

Person 1: Did you hear about the neighbor who passed away because of his wife?

Person 2: Yeah I told him that 'scooter nuke' will be the one to do him in on the night of their intimacy but, would he listen? The answer was no and yet here we are to explain to our audience to read from. you're welcome.

by angelicdemon115 June 16, 2022

Cooter scooter

Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter

"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"

by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022

Scooter

A swimsuit.........

Hey, go put your scooter on and get in the hot tub!

by Wintera83 August 31, 2022

Electric Scootering

That's when you have an electric dildo raм acorns into your ass by your lover

Jill was electric scootering me last night, which is why I couldn't answer the phone, obviously.

by deodorant 2064 September 6, 2022

scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it

I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen

by Peter Hung December 31, 2021

Scooter

A Scooter is a fun sport that you should try!

(you need to live near a skatepark tho)

Hey, lets go scooter at the skatepark.

(I don't know why it is called a skatepark, skaters, scooterers, and bikers, etc. all go there.

by SpunkySpinky January 12, 2022

scooter tipping

A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion

After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.

by drhookah October 28, 2022