schizosopher

schizo + philosopher

"hi"
"hi how r u"
"it is inevitable and you can do nothing to escape it. make the most of it."
"ok schizosopher""

by brojevskij November 6, 2025

Schizophrenic Stoner

A schizophrenic stoner refers to a schizophrenic who likes to smoke weed and doesn't have any negative effects from it and enjoys being being high.

My cousin is a Schizophrenic Stoner and always has money for snacks! That's actually awesomesauce.

by Best people’s December 25, 2025

controller schizophrenia

This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.

"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."

by ThatInternetDweller June 1, 2017

Emma Schillings

emma is a girl that looks like a flower and loves memes! ELMO
she believes that she is the worst person alive but in reality, she is NOT!
she is the most amazing person in the well-known universe.

Emma schillings stop laughing at memes! and Let me win at uno

by Beckie1135 September 3, 2018

Health Schizophrenia

When someones brain creates the illusion of a health problem, and they believe It to be factual.

You have Health Schizophrenia sir. We have tested you, and you still insist on having this problem.

by Woman Man Dog December 5, 2019

saria schilling

A super cute, funny, perfect person who is definitely going to be famous one day.

wow, you have potential! you’re definitely the next saria schilling

by Aka.Sriracha April 12, 2020

Paranoid Schizophrenic

An unreliable & unhelpful excuse for a human being. Also the logical extension of the Psychiatric religious Cult.

For everybody to survive the war we needed an excuse. You are that excuse you paranoid schizophrenic.

by Nainais Spider May 24, 2020