scene

The new trend that is ugly and fucking disgusting. The guys wear extremely tight pants, sometimes girls pants and ONLY band tees that are 3 sizes to small. They have long hair and usually straighten it or dye it black. Scene girls think they're hardcore by wearing little girl's bows, skinny jeans, heavy eyeliner and a lot of bright colors. They also have a very choppy and angled hair cut and straighten it everyday and dye it black, bleach blond, streaked with bright colors, or any of those combinations. Scene kids are obsessed with myspace and spend hours getting millions of friends, finding the perfect layout, and uploading and photoshopping their pictures. Scene kids have thousands of friends, most of them being other scene kids. Scene kids also love music and claims that "music is their life". They hate it if non-scene people start liking the bands they like, so they automatically hate that band. Also, if that band EVER goes on the radio, they're not acceptable by the scene kids. Also, scene kids go to "shows". They are exactly like concerts, but a scene kid will NEVER call it a concert. Being scene is like being in a cult because most scene kids only befriend other scene kids and date only scene kids. Overall, scene kids care way too much about how they look and wear the craziest clothes and follow stupid trends.

ZOMG that scene girl on myspace has lyke 10k friends!@$$%&)

by Linda Winfrey June 13, 2008

scene

Basically an unscientific way of making clones. Everyone in their "clique" meets at the mall and just chills. They travel in large packs because if they get in a fight they will lose misbribally and mess up their hair, but will look like they have friends in the process. Scene is one step below transfestite.

Hey, I'm scene. I deserve to get kicked in the face by complete strangers.

by JMaster December 28, 2005

scene

Scene kids are basically emo, except they get drunk a whole lot, smoke, and dont cut themselves

they like to be very anti-mainstream

Scene kid 1: Hey man, lets go get drunk and smoke a pack!
Scene kid 2: Sweet deal, thats so like us.
Scene kid 3: check out this sweet new album!
Both 1 and 2: Dank! I've never heard of them before and they kinda suck! Thats just what we love because no one else knows who this band is!

by Jaime Ortiz August 14, 2006

scene

Nut-huggers, jet black hair with possibly a blond or red or blue or some other colored streak with those fucking bangs that hang down over your eyes so no one can see you cry. you like dinosaurs, robots, ninja turtles, zombies, the Goonies, the Power Rangers,a shitload of bracelets and dumbass socks, buying clothes at good will, anything that reminds you of your childhood because life today sucks and your parents are getting divorced and your girlfriend broke up with you. you should all kill yourselves.

i am calling for a scene Holocaust. the complete eradication of juvenile stupidity. the way Darwin would want it. the way Mother Nature would want it. George Carlin said it the best "entirely too many lives are being saved by airbags and batting helmets... think of it as passive eugenics."

by MARK P-FUNK April 19, 2006

Scene

Scene girls:
-Listens to hardcore and goes to all the shows
-Any band YOU haven't heared of is cool in her book.
-Cuts her own hair terribly but she likes it that way.
-Always adding new colors to her crazy hair.
-Is original.
-Because it's the "cool" thing.
-Tight clothes.
-Bright colours.
-Simple patterns:stripes,checkers, poka dots,Stars,Zebra...
-Loves to look cheap.
-Plastic jewlery.
-White Studded Belt
-BANDANAS!!!!!!!!!
-Wears little kid things.
-Little boy things are even better.
-Loves dinosaurs,robots, zombies,unicorns,toy bears...
-Loves murder,blood, death,ambulances,guns...
-Band shirts/sweaters/pins/ keychains/underwear/EVERYTHING
-Straight edge!

Scene boys:
-Listens to hardcore and goes to all the shows
-Any band YOU haven't heared of is cool in his book.
-Cuts his own hair terribly but he likes it that way.
-Always adding new colors to his crazy hair.
-Is original.
-Because it's the "cool" thing.
-Tight clothes.
-Makeup.
-White studded belt.
-Bright colours.
-Bandanas!!!!!!!!!!
-Loves to look cheap.
-Plastic jewlery.
-Bows in hair.
-Wears little kid things.
-Little girl things are even better.
-Loves dinosaurs,robots, zombies,unicorns,toy bears...
-Loves murder,blood, ambulances,guns,bangbang we know..
-Band shirts/sweaters/ pins/keychains/ underwear/EVERYTHING
-People think theyre homosexual.
-But they don't mind.
-Straight edge!

--Emo kid offers scene kid a joint--
Scene kid: Lyyykuh oooh MYY gawwwd EEEEW!! Im StraightEdgeCore!! What are you doing?!
--Stoned Emo kid laughs histericly--

by bangbang <3 April 26, 2006

scene

SCENE/SCENESTER/FASHION WHORE/EXPENSIVE TASTE/CLUB KID:basically, its hard to differentiate the difference between male and female when it comes to scene kids.

SCENE
-half chinese/brazilian works the best
-not so much into the whole black hair/platinum blonde streaks anymore
-extensions (sometimes, they are a pain in the ass)
-subtle mullet
-faux hawk
-miss sixty jeans, seven, true religion, something that at least looks expensive. straight legged or altered by a sewing machine
-find me at tigerheat or 82
-flats (shoes)
-eye make up
-calm yo self down on the face make up
-not so much going to shows anymore. the last one i went to see was moving units
-NEVER into the plastic pearls. only the real thing which is from my chinese grandma

if you need anything else feel free to IM me: plasticlashes
or contact me through myspace

club kid, scenester, scene kid, fashioncore, lesbian, gay

by plasticlashes July 22, 2008

scene

Retards who let thier 3 year old siblings cut thier hair and wear thier belts to the side. Why? If you don't have crappy hair, then you aren't scene and if you aren't scene then you aren't hardcore and if you aren't hardcore, then you can't wear your belt to the side, and if you can't wear your belt to the side, then you can't wear one at all, and if you can't wear a belt your pants will fall down, and if your pants fall down everyone will see your Barney underwear, with the skid marks in the back.

SceneKid: Yea I heard you mom just had a baby, you think she can cut my hair?
NormalKid: Uhh I dunno she's taking it easy for a few.
SceneKid: What? I meant the baby..

by The Brittster August 28, 2008