gta v strippers

Horny npcs at Vanilla Unicorn in GTA V

I cant use gta v strippers in a sentance you horny f*cks

by Holaee145 April 30, 2022

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

stripper handshake

When two dancers titty fight each other when they see each other.

Pink have a stripper handshake to Ride when she seen her to say hi.

by The one and only Pink December 11, 2017

Stripper stickers

Also known as false eyelashes or Devil's Stickers by the older generation.

"Oh my god, is Kim wearing those Stripper Stickers again!?"
"She must be getting a lot of money."

by These errors cause Fever May 1, 2022

ugly stripper

An unattractive woman that takes her clothes off

He works harder than an ugly stripper

by anonymous July 27, 2023

Stripper Wolves

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A pack of ravenous females that grab ahold of you, and your penis, the minute you walk into a strip club. Most of the time they will take you directly to the VIP section, which is usually the couch with the least amount of semen on it. They will then proceed to take all of your money out of your wallet and hand you your own credit card saying "If you get $80 out of the ATM, i'll suck your dick...".

Stripper wolves can often be found perusing the innards of Babe's, a New Orleans strip club located on Bourbon Street whose name does not reflect the content within its walls.

Dave, Mike, and Quinn walked into a strip club. They were immediately bombarded by Stripper Wolves who stripped them of their cash and dignity. Except for Quinn.

by willyboy1988 December 11, 2011

Stripper Hip

After a stripper sits on your hip and it immediately becomes sore and irritated. Probably because she was to damn heavy and shouldn't be a stripper.

Stripper Hip is when you go to a stripclub and a stripper above her weight class sits on you hip and breaks it.

by Teddie Vegas February 6, 2013