Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 9, 2018

Starbucks Name

A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.

Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?

Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.

by phrmashwrma May 6, 2024

Starbucks

The cafe that every white, american girl gives their life to

Omg how can did you see that girl with that White frappuccino she is so starbucks

by WonderHealer August 7, 2017

Starbucks

Starbucks has tea, Frappuccinos, coffee and more! I love Starbucks bc they have many flavors and food. Starbucks is better than all coffee shops bc of the price and variety. Now, get yo self some Starbucks

Wow have you been to Starbucks yet? I wanna get the peppermint Frappuccino.

by Sunny_side.up11 November 29, 2019

Starbucking

When someone is too good to perform their duties , or to act in a lazy manner .

Ashley needs to stop starbucking or she is getting fired .

by Dean Mack November 27, 2019

Starbucks Booty

In reference to the buttocks of a basic white girl who typically wears yoga pants, leggings, or short gym shorts while visiting a Starbucks.

There’s a long line because of all the Starbucks booty in here.

(Sees a group of mom’s running with strollers) Look at all that Starbucks booty!

My girlfriend doesn’t have a donk but she got a cute Starbucks booty.

by Dat Aaaayyyyhhhh June 3, 2020

starbucks

a place for idiots who thinks everything they touch becomes art
often sitting and writing on a novel on the newest macbook
Karen
douchebag
"popular kid in highschool"

you like starbucks i see

by oghaboogha694206969 June 25, 2020