home rub

To masterbate or jerk off

Has anyone seen Mike?

I think he's in his room hitting a home rub....

Any plans tonight?
Probably just gonna go home after work and hit a home rub

by cr00kedjanders May 26, 2020

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

Rub Right

The act of masturbation while scrolling through an online dating app.

Ted likes to come home from a long day at work, open up tinder and rub right then jump in the shower.

by YouKnewWhatThisWas July 7, 2016

Trent Rubs

Its where a man named Trent places his own 2 hands on another mans back so he can get dish

"Trent Rubs for dish"

by tree1012 October 29, 2020

rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.

Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.

by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015

rub-a-gus

A nausage kick steezie kid named Jackson who is pretty slick if you ask me, a nickname if you will

“Aye rub-a-Gus”

by Steeziesnake February 26, 2021