morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down
"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."
by luvingangel October 23, 2014
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Rubbing hood

I'm a filthy lesbian and therefore I'm going home ( not my parents basement coz they hate me) to treat my hairy minge to a rubbing hood
by Midget slinger October 15, 2016
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priest rub

Common male pattern baldness of the circular type, frequently located on the crown of a males head.
"Dude, that guy is going bald quick!"
"Yeah, he's definitely got the priest rub going"
by Horse head March 14, 2019
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Rub Spreader

Sex act passed from one surgeon to another in a hospital operating room.
The unconscious patient may be involved as well.
Often times a rub spreader is called for when a rib spreader was the intended request.
Time for the rub spreader. No,no wait... what are you doing!? I said rib spreader! Dear god!!
by Fitzzzz February 19, 2019
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Lub rub

Slightly carresing the elbow in a sexual manor
I gave her a lub rub while hittin it from the back
by Mitchell palmer December 09, 2015
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jean rub

When you are high on MDMA and decide to rub your jeans for the magic feeling that ensues.
Christian jean rubbed his legs to a bloody pulp.
by Shhcolin February 15, 2016
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American Rub

When fill up a gun with cum and shoot it at someone while beating the meat
oh shit
So I gave myself an american rub
by IhaveHIV October 30, 2020
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