Rylan is a sweaty gamer boy. A complete edge lord and only wears hoodies in summer. His favorite shirt is unironically a Christmas shirt. He has no facial hair but insists his peach fuzz is a mustache. If you ever encounter a rylan stop, drop, and roll.
by Krunchy Bandaid September 20, 2022
Get the Rylan mug.When after a long night of drinking your poop the next morning is an orangey brown color and paste like consistency that resembles the clay courts of the French Open at the Stade Roland Garros in Paris.
Ugh, Dennis and I drank a bottle of bourbon and 15 IPAs last night and I just dropped a Roland Garros in the toilet.
by kh1985 September 26, 2022
Get the Roland Garros mug.Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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can be seen as mean at the start but is actually extremely sweet and kind.
will do anything for his girlfriend just to be happy.
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by heheveeg October 22, 2022
Get the Rolands mug.Rowland academy is a bitch ass school that I had to suffer in for 4 years. I met a lot of people and I made tons of friends…. But I made more enemy’s. The lunch sucks, the school is trash and every floor the halls and classes looks the same. Right now I’m in high school and I’m telling you John harris high school is definitely way better. All these story’s we’ve been hearing about it some are true and some aren’t. If you really want to survive don’t be a pussy. And don’t let people talk shit about you or you I’ll prob get jump. (I just realized that I changed the whole subject) But what I’m trying to say is Rowland academy is a horrible middle school go to marshal or something. Idk you do you. I just had to say this.
by Idk man don’t ask me October 24, 2022
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by katrina bbbb December 12, 2022
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