Croix-Rage

To absolutely lose your shit because of the ineffectiveness of a technology, system, or institution.

Please don't tell him the convoluted method they use to decide where to seat their customers. He'll Croix-Rage for sure.

by indaloendro March 2, 2021

Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.

Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?

by Marbury965 May 6, 2011

rage quest

An event which begins when one is completely fed up with the world and can no longer pen up their anger. This quest of rage is a journey from the high mountains of ire and wrath to the low rolling hills of chill. While on this quest, the hero will actively seek opportunities to vent his tightly compacted anger by destroying anything that obscures his path, whether it be an innocent bystander or an inanimate object. By the time the quest has reached its conclusion, the hero wil have wreaked a path of destruction unlike any other, but his goal of seeking tranquility will have finally been accomplished.

Typical candidates for a rage quest are women, immature teenagers, self-centered drama queens and heavily addicted online gamers.

*Danny gets headshotted for the 54th time*

Danny: FUCK THIS!!! I'm going on a rage quest!

*Danny then throws his computer out of the window at a baby stroller*

by Kodaichi March 23, 2011

Rage Shit

Verb
To be angered so far beyond your breaking point that you are compelled to drop trou, spin around, bend over and aim your asshole at whoever is causing this stress and open fire a bird shot blast of hot brown liquid rage at them.

After waiting for 2 hours and being ignored by the staff at the urgent care, I lost my shit. Literally. Receptionist told me to please have a seat and be patient. I said I’ve been patient for 2 god damn hours and went off on a rant, ending it with a spray of mud as I rage shit at her before angrily waddling my wet slippery ass on out of there.

by TheWierdo May 19, 2022

raging fists

The act of having more than one fist inserted into the anus at a time.When penetration has taken place, they are then thrusted around as violently as possible to cause extreme discomfort -or pleasure.

Ben; Why are you walking like that?
Mike; ....36 Raging fists again.....
Ben; Oh right, yeah.......

by Kav and D-unit November 4, 2007

Crysis Rage

The feeling you get from playing Crysis or Crysis 2, when you get owned by an aimbot mofo ai from campaign or a massive hacker noob found commonly in Crysis 2 more so than the original title. The leader of hackers in Crysis is Browny. A mega hacker who lives in a VTOL. He will aimbot you.

Crysis fanboy: OMG im winning this match!

'Hacker joins' instantly winning

Crysis fanboy: OMG you fucking hacker!

Hacker: hehe i own

Crysis fanboy: FUCK YOU!!! NNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA

Result: 'massive raging heard in background on mic' Crysis rage!!!!

by MEGA FAIL OWNAGE CRYSIS TARD June 22, 2011

Covid Rage

Covid Rage is naturally what a sane, normal, advice following person suffers from when a friend, colleague or neighbour tells them how nice of a time they had at the coast, how good of a party they had with the family and friends during a time of social distancing.

Generally the rage induced when dealing with covidiots. (May cause desk flipping)

Normal person "I like your dog"
Covidiot "yeah you should've been at the coast the other day, there were loads"
Normal person *holds back the covid rage*

by Carrotdonkey March 23, 2020