Quaft

The act of a woman queefing, then promptly wafting her minge gasses toward her face for a sniff.

Tom watched from a distance as Cindy quafted in a display that would sicken most.

by Spermjizz December 10, 2016

quontavius

Always got some dick in his mouth

Known to let people cum on him

Always complaining

Loves Dark skin .Has a big penis. Loves eating ass

Quontavius- a person who is light skin and gay

You look like you are quontavius

by Mqrf123 March 13, 2017

quoitis

Quoitus: what Sheldon Cooper from Big Bang Theory calls sex

Sheldon: penny and Leonard had quoitis

by PotatoNazi72 December 3, 2020

clunge quota

1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.

1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.

by hairygunt September 27, 2010

Titty Quota

A pledge to yourself to come into contact with as much titty as possible during that day.

I just fulfilled my titty quota for the day after feeling that girl's titties.

by Skazfest September 23, 2011

Postcard Quote

When everything he/she says sounds like it could be stripped from a postcard

i.e. saying subjective generalities that could all individually be placed on a postcard

Ethan said the other day that everyone is perfect in their own way and and that perfection is different for everyone!
Dude, he's got some mad postcard quotes

by nigcock2000 October 25, 2014

The Quotes

A shared document on the Apple notes app where people add infamous quotes from the student body and teachers from The Fenn School.

*someone says something funny*
Hey! Add that to the quotes!

by Pinky toe licker 69 March 9, 2020