Pitcher's Mound

The act of defecating on the bathroom floor immediately in front of the toilet.
Related: upper decker
Special Note: Much like the Upper Decker, the Pitcher's Mound bears weighty ramifications and sends a powerful message. As such, it should only be unleashed when the circumstances are dire and there seems no other course of action.

The shit was about to hit the fan, but Tommy made sure it hit the floor first.

by Shi Zewr Porwn April 17, 2005

soul patch

a corrective device used by a man who suspects his soul has developed a slow leak

The soul patch often takes the form of a small patch of facial hair below the lower lip. This position assumes that the soul resides in the mouth or chin, and that air released through the mouth that might eventually result in a flat soul--typically the result of a punctured ego. Growth of a soul patch reflects a desire to minimize an imminent loss of traction in the spiritual matters.

by MM_of_Syracuse September 11, 2010

patch

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

by kinsmed July 15, 2004

strawberry patch

red pubic hair...

that girl i fucked last night she had a strawberry patch

by female September 17, 2003

Death Patch

A furry and concentrated mass of hair on the lower back, regardless of male or female.

-Oh my goodness, did you see how hairy Derrick was while we were out on the boat?
-Ew, of course! He has quite the death patch!

by HePissedEverywhere July 6, 2009

grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist

I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

skank patch

One of those annoying lower-back tattoos, commonly found on bubble-headed female undergrads across the country. Also known as a "lower back tattoo" or, more accurately, a "tramp stamp."

"Did you see that girl with the skank patch?"

by Semloh Nhoj September 9, 2007