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I Thumped her Pumpkin

This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.
Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...

Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...
by Clinton Shanley April 11, 2008
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pumpkin smashing

When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.
"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.
by duroSIG556R November 1, 2013
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Pumpy

Slang for a Pump-Action Shotgun, usually Mossberg 590A1s.
Big Shaq: "Hold tight Asznee, he's got the pumpy"
by BENAHUGEWOGGAWOGGA November 17, 2017
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Pumpy

A Jamaican slang for pump action rifle, that has been incorporated into London vernacular.
The man dem around the road have a 38 and pumpy.
Mi buy him a water pumpy (pump action super soaker water gun) for Christmas
by Skeng one December 10, 2017
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dust your pumpkin

Doing a line off of somebody's ass
Dust your pumpkin I.e. Ass snortin
by Godawful October 31, 2013
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Pumpkin Fucker

A Pumpkin Fucker is an individual who enjoys ravaging the swollen ginger pussy of an extremely tiny person and/or midget. To achieve the state in which the pussy looks inflamed and takes the shape of a pumpkin, you must first,
1. Find a Dwarf with orange pubic hair
2. Shit in a sock
3. Tie the shit filled sock at the end of a belt
4. Use all your might to beat the vaginal area with the "shit- sock-belt" until it resembles a pumpkin
5. Enjoy the the "Pumpkin"

A person who follows these steps is indeed a Pumpkin Fucker.
Dylan- I woke up in the middle of the night to discover my roommate Matt Pumpkin Fucking the shit out of this midget.

Luke- No dude its only Pumpkin Fucking if she was a ginger.

Dylan- She was!!! Her pussy was crawling with orange hairs, it was so gross man!

Luke- Do you think I could get her number??

Dylan- Ew you Pumpkin Fucker!
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smashing pumpkins

A highly influential alternative rock band led by singersongwriter and lead guitarist Billy Corgan. Second album siamese dream was a mainstream breakthrough. Known for hits "today" "bullet with butterfly wings" "cherub rock" and "1979". Other good rarities include 'rhinoceros' 'drown' 'crush' 'soma' 'mayonaise' and 'hummer'.
bandmates and their functions:
billy corgan: skecthy vocals, extremely well-played lead guitar, producer.
james iha: smooth rythym guitar, ugly-ass modeling.
d'arcy wretzky: rather simple bass playing, sunglasses-wearing.
jimmy chamberlain: fantastic drum beats.
the smashing pumpkins have very diverse, densely-layered music. god bless them. oops, god doesn't exist. oh well.
by liberalwizardtyler December 16, 2008
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