Puerto Rican Steamer

The puerto rican steamer is a very sensual move. This is when a girl is licking one's grundel or gooch however you would like to refer to the spot below your nuts and she blows in your ass.

I was with maria last night and she gave me a puerto rican steamer for goodluck.

by junglep May 9, 2006

Puerto Rican Picnic

The inner container of a box of wine (i.e. the pillow shaped device inside the box)

Dude, lets get a puerto rican picnic and head down to Gonzales beach and get wastead

by KW "shady" March 2, 2008

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010

pertater

An annoying ass word that hippies use instead of potato. Potato is a modern word. Please use it instead of Pertater

I like me some pertater chips

by Breezy.Rose June 25, 2017

puerto-jew

a combination of a jew and a puerto-rican. normally quite strange and/or stupid. they greatly enjoy smoking large quantities of weed outside of garages and in parks. if you meet one i reccomend sex-iing them up. they enjoy turkeyslapping

that guy from the show in the seventies, who always said he was a puerto-jew

by jingleballs May 4, 2006

Puerto Rican sword

A piece of pipe a few feet long used to beat the shit out of your enemies.

That motherfucker came at me with a Puerto Rican sword!

by Some kind of moose February 28, 2018

Puerto Rican Necklace

When a man ties a Puerto Rican flag around a woman’s neck and fucks her from behind.

Jose: Yo bro where were you last night?
Carlos: I was giving Ginna her first Puerto Rican necklace.

by Oaketchum September 5, 2021