puddle jumper

1. When you are furiously masturbating in front of your girl friend a little blob of cum jumps out of your cock before the main stream does and splatters on her face or flat tummy!

2. Space craft built in a time before the dinosuars. Called the Volvo of space because it is like one big block.

1. Oh GOD! I'm so horny but no matter how much I wank I can't get off. Just this lil puddle jumper.

2. can I borrow the keys to GateShipOne, I getting a TURKEY SANDWICH 9he he I'm not funny) from Wal-Mart

by SG1pussyfuckerEXTRODINAIRE December 10, 2004

puddle dunked

When a female has a male put his testicles in her mouth, vagina and anus in succession.

That chick was such a slut! I totally puddle dunked her.

by Ayunson June 10, 2007

Puddle Balls

while you are getting head, your partner chokes on your massive dick and gets their mouth juices all over your balls creating puddle balls.

i choked my girlfriend the other day and she gave me puddle balls

by Even Bigger Cat September 24, 2010

muddle puddle poo

a state of being a lifeless puddle of jello like substance that bubbles with blah-ness; can also be used as simple pure silliness

mannnn, i'm tired. *muddle puddle poo*

by drewamoo March 16, 2004

cuddle puddle

A shot of cum released during or after the act of cuddling.

Billy left a cuddle puddle in Suzy's parents bed

by brock star May 3, 2005

puddle

if stepped in, means you have had sex. If not wearing a boot and getting ur foot wet would mean to not wear a condom and got pregnet

I stepped in a puddle yesterday

by Lucy double L March 15, 2007

Puddle Guts

The name of the person that recieves your cumshot on their stomach

Her name is puddle guts cos when I was fucking her hard, I pulled out, and blew on her guts

by Shamous69 June 15, 2005