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They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
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Zombies Privilege

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.
Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE
by Bespeckled July 26, 2018
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Black Privilege

A made up term used by racist conservatives to accuse African Americans of being privileged because of a racial biases they have towards African Americans and African diaspora
tim: tyrone just got a promotion instead of me, must've been because of that black privilege
by Daprocrastinator April 25, 2024
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White privilege

BUT WHAT CAN A WHITE PERSON DO THAT A BLACK PERSON CAN'T DO!?!?!?
Hym "ASSOCIATE WITH RACISTS YOU DUMB SACK OF SHIT! And if all the WHITE RACISTS have everything... And the BLACK RACISTS have NOTHING.... THEN being a WHITE RACIST has a DISTINCT competitive advantage that only goes one way. So.... Yah. That's the thing... That they can do... That the other can't.... That's White Privilege."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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Privilege

Seeing how over half of your gross wage goes away in taxes to pay for someone else’s “free” education, healthcare and welfare whilst not enjoying any of those “freebies” yourself.
Breanna (formerly Tim): Oh my gosh! The free healthcare system has been so supportive with my gender reassignment: 2 years’ worth of HRT and psychological consultation, top and bottom surgery and 2 more years of follow up consultation…all for freeee
Joe: *rolls eyes* I was at work while you were doing all of that, eventually got a rotten tooth and had to pay 5k for the implant…I’m so privileged.

Frank: I had to take a payday loan at a 300% APR when my car broke down and needed to fix it to keep going to work while not getting evicted, I’m sooo privileged too.
by darealprivileged October 13, 2024
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off-white privilege

When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.
Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."
by Playilan July 5, 2020
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Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
by ewanders1 July 6, 2016
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