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prayer of karlaism

A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"
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