a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
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