Poor Excuse

A person who is either an Embarrassment or Trying Hard to be someone or something he's not.

Jyulive: You better shut the fuck up with that fucking bull shit that you fucking talking you bitch before I put slap in your ear.

Damoue: Man fuck you bitch ass nigga. (Gets up in his Face)

Jyulive: (Looks at him Perplexed) (Laughing Jumping Up and Down) What the fuck?! This nigga think I'm pussy? (Laughing) Nigga.

Damoue: Look nigga, don't make me fuck you up.

Jyulive: Fuck who up? Fuck who up? You better put them fucking words back in your mouth because you a Poor Excuse for a Gangster!

Damoue: Nigga, I'll pull my shit out right now.

Jyulive: EEEEWWWW! He about to pull his dick out. EWWWWW!

All Liberians: EWWWWWWW.

Elahmahjay and Arlue: (Looking at each other) Ahe my people.

Jyulive: Let me get out of here, they pekin here gay oh. (Laughing Hysterically)

by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 16, 2010

poor man's Toboggan

when a man is fucking a girl he turns her around as if going doggy style and inserts dick in her ass then donkey punch the person in the face then finally rides her down the stairs while screaming wooooo

During sex Nick turned Sarah over as were going doggy style and punches her in the face and gives her the poor man's Toboggan down attic stairs

by C2M1 October 9, 2008

Poor Man's Toboggan

when you are fucking a girl halfway through you flip her over donkey punch her in the face then stick your dick in her ass and ride her down the stairs yelling

When John Babcock was fucking his sister Emily Babcock he decided to give her the Poor Man's Toboggan and ride her down 2 flights of stairs

by C2M1 October 15, 2008

Poor-man's chioppino

A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.

If I eat this piece of raw bacon you've got to down a glass of poor-man's chioppino.

by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006

poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006

you poor thing

a saying referring to a man doing a thirst trap wearing a ghostface mask

*Person sees a figure slightly resembling ghostface*
Person: "you poor thing."

by sussiestimposter September 12, 2021

Poor-man's virgin

The use of a slice of smoked ham to simulate a hymen.

She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.

by amsclark February 11, 2010