baloney pony chow hound 

A person that loves sucking dick

Sarah is one hell of a baloney pony chow hound

baloney pony chow hound by Big Hoss1993 March 12, 2018

Pony Show 

The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.

Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"

Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."

Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."

Pony Show by evodrift19 January 5, 2011

Pony Music Video

Pony Music Videos (or PMVs) are music videos made with popular music and clips from the show My Little Pony. The more crude/inappropriate the music, the better the video.

The Wu-Tang Clan's song "Shame on a Nigga" is now a Pony Music Video!

Pony Music Video by HardyHarkins September 6, 2011

Cotton pony 

On the rag.

Watch out for Hillary, she's riding the cotton pony again.

Cotton pony by Scottwax April 26, 2003

Closet Pony 

A guy or girl who likes the 4G show My little pony: Friend ship is magic. But know one knows that they like it.

*Closet pony opens up his computer*

Guy one: Is that a picture of a cutie mark from that stupid show My little pony?

Guy two: No it's abstract art!

Guy one: Haha you're a lame brony

Guy two: Wait you only saw the cutie mark but not the whole pony! That only means one thing...YOU'RE A CLOSET PONY!

Closet Pony by Little Miss. Magical December 20, 2011

ponsonby 

to utter pure shit from ones mouth

i knew from his exaggerated stories that he was ponsonbying.

ponsonby by sgt shitting backwards November 7, 2011

There's A Pony In There 

The act of placing your penis in some sort of box, then telling small children, "There's A Pony In there," leading them to open the box to a big surprise.

R. Kelly, whilst holding a box near his crotch, told the small girl, "There's a Pony in there."

There's A Pony In There by Lester Dechildren September 8, 2006