Poke Hoarder

A facebook user that refuses to 'poke back' a large group of people. This gives the hoarder a false sense of security that he/she has friends that care about the hoarder. The hoarder then refuses to 'poke' these people back fore the hoarder will as if they are starting a 'poke war' and are being a bad friend.

Person A: "Yo dogs, check dis out. I gots 53 friends all tryin to get me to poke dem back"

Person B: "Wow, you be one of dem poke hoarders"

by SOTHEYSAY May 7, 2011

turdle poking

When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.

I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .

by coopnuts August 7, 2012

duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response

during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues

by LMAO observer December 31, 2011

Poke-Crime

Any type of real world crime that is initiated through the use of the Pokemon Go game.

Another unsuspecting victim of Poke-Crime is lured into a trap

by blagels July 11, 2016

Toe-Poke

Putting your toe in a persons crevice.

Callum Long put his toe in Ethan's mouth, this was a Toe-Poke.

by GarthGreenhand May 17, 2014

poke show

An event where a vehicle of lesser quality may be purchased at an extremely low price. Vehicles like white 1995 Jeep Cherokees are common at such shows.

Angered young male - "What the hell is your problem? This is a nice car, not something you just go get at a poke show"

by steve310 March 15, 2007