ping

a penis/dick , although it sounds small , it is actually large.

iWanna lose my v-card , but im scared of the ping.

You wanna se this big P-I-N-G !?

by yoyoyohottie April 25, 2010

Ping

Compulsive Spender; can't stop using the credit; will max out an unlimited credit card.

I just pulled a definite Ping right there in Bevmo's.

by Deezneez June 27, 2007

ping

Penis, male genitalia

Do you want the Ping?

by Raftryder1212 March 17, 2004

Ping pong

German for foot rest

Jessica threw her feet up on the Ping pong table.

Cassidy: get your feet off the Ping pong table.

Jessica: No, ping pong is German for foot rest, bitch.

by hemmoballs September 16, 2014

ping-and-ting

Microwaveable food, especially pre-prepared meals.

So-called because of the sounds the microwave oven makes: the "ping" of punching in cooktimes, and the "ting" heard when the cooking is through.

Marge: Why not come over for dinner tonight? I'll serve lasagna.

Annabel: But you're so busy these days! I don't want you to go to any trouble.

Marge: Oh, it's only a ping-and-ting.

by david lincoln brooks February 2, 2008

Ping player

Someone with 12ms ping who thinks they’re good because they’re playing against people with 200ms ping. Usually when they’re called out for it they get defensive and start coping.

Normal player: “ugh this guy has 5 ping he’s beating us”
XxEpicGamerxX: “HAHA GET GOOD!”
Normal player: “you’re such a ping player.”

by traps n gaps October 9, 2020

ping

the future best store. ever.

girl #1: "hey, did you see ping's new line of really cute swimsuits? they are the best ever!"

girl #2: "yeah, they are, and you know what else is the best ever? the three founders of ping. they're so cool, i want to be just like them!"

by lalala September 9, 2004