Philadelphia Sandwich

When to white men ejaculate on the chest and back of a black woman, then one lays underneath her and the other on top. Resembling a philly cheese steak

After Tom ate Fred's "Kentucky Caner Sore" out of his asshole they decided to preform a Philadelphia Sandwich on there good friend, Bon' Qui Qui

by AJ&KEVIN November 7, 2010

Philadelphia Eagles

Another term for international choke artists!

The Philidelphia Eagles lost another one!


go Patriots

by Punkhead May 29, 2005

Philadelphia tax

Refers to the fact that if you live in Philadelphia for more than a few months someone will steal from you or randomly smash something of yours (ex. car windshield). Once you have been stolen from, or had something of yours pointlessly destroyed by some drunk, thug, retard, ghetto (are you my daddy?) bastard, punk, etc. Philadelphian you have paid the Philadelphia tax. The Philadelphia tax is often paid many many times throughout a lifetime.

Person #1: "Someone smashed my window after the Iggles won, yo."

Person #2: "Philadelphia tax, yo."

by panda army October 13, 2010

Philadelphia Underpass

When Gentleman Number 1 is getting railed up the ass by Gentleman Number 2. At some point, Gentleman Number 1 reaches under himself and sticks a finger up Gentleman Number 2's anus, thereby giving him the ol' Philadelphia Underpass.

When Craig gives me the Philadelphia Underpass, his finger smells like my ass all afternoon.

by O'Byrne's Converser June 1, 2011

Philadelphia Bunk Bed

A Philadelphia Bunk Bed is when two people sit on the toilet at the same time with one pooping normally and the other pooping in the top part of the toilet (water tank).

Charlie: That Chipotle was amazing. Too bad there is only one toilet.

Frank: It's ok, we can pull a Philadelphia Bunk Bed.

by Detective Jinx November 14, 2017

Philadelphia

Philadelphia is a dump. The people are douchebags and no one in the city knows how to drive a car at all. There is garbage everywhere and ANYWHERE in the city I go I gotta watch my back for fear of getting mugged. There is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the disgusting locals. And all those places above dubya said are originally from New Jersey, Except Yuengling, and Rita's blows anyway. You might as well yat an ice cude died with food coloring. Its a dump like I said.

Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Jersey.

by Brian March 4, 2004

philadelphia phantom

Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.

"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"

by Greg Spurgein January 11, 2008