pharaohmones

Love-chemical vapors emitted by ancient Greek sovereigns.

Ramesses II and his contemporary head-honchos were known to have women lining up for "da ultimate act", so I wonder if said supreme rulers were emitting lots of pharaohmones that attracted said willing females?

by QuacksO August 23, 2025

doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.

"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"

by doctor8 January 30, 2008

arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex

tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better

by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011

from Pharaonic Egypt

a cooler way of saying "from way back when" or "from when dinosaurs walked the earth" or "from times immemorial".

a mother, who is a teacher at a local elementary school, asks her son when she gets back from work:

mother: son, I have heard some of my students mention urbandictionary as a word. Would you know what that means?

son: sorry, come again. is this some kind of weird term from Pharaonic Egypt?

mother: what? you don't know?. okay, so you don't know shit. Therefore you are not a walking dictionary. Now go to your room.

by Sexydimma January 28, 2012

disco pharmacist

A person who sells or has the hook up on illicit drugs in the nightclub

We need to see the disco pharmacist as soon as we get to the club.

by Oscar 98 March 27, 2017

drunken pharaoh

A sex act characterized by performing oral sex on your male partner while you're sitting on the toilet.

Jonathan wouldn't leave me alone while I was trying to take a shit, so I gave him a drunken pharaoh.

by RandyDanger April 1, 2017

La Pharmacist

La Pharmacist is a new upcoming rapper. He drops dope rap tracks and raps about drugs and about his social life. He is mildly famous on soundcloud and Spotify. With just a little under 1000 listeners.

Damm have you herd La Pharmacist new song PROFANITY.
Yo La Pharmacist will be the next Travis Scott.

by Asshole sucker 420 December 10, 2019