Maintenance Pee

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.

Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010

PEE PEE POO POO

This is experience is when a MAN sticks his PP into and woman poo poo hole and the both pee and poo poo at the same time.

man 1: "what is the best time you had with had a girl."

Man2: " I had PEE PEE POO POO."

by StonecoldPEEPEE August 1, 2019

pee guard

1) The sheet they put over lame ass college beds in dorms to cover the large pee stains on the mattress.

2) The same sheet to prevent chezzes from putting more stains on the mattress.

1) OMG that pee guard is rank!
2) I had to clean my pee guard, I soiled it last night.

by chezz extrodinaire December 9, 2008

Epipha-pee

The act of having an epiphany while urinating

I was just at the urinal and had the greatest epipha-pee, bacon flavored pancakes!

by BigLue February 11, 2010

Pee Talker

Someone who feels the urge to HAVE to talk in the restroom.

fuckin - pee talker - u know those guys ....your in the bathroom minding your own damn business and they feel the need to HAVE to fucking start up a conversation? Fuck! just shut up, let me piss and get the fuk out of here

by DrFeelGood2288 March 6, 2009

pee ditty

1. A song sung whilst urinating.
2. A song sung about urinating.

Not to be confused with the stage name of the famous Rapper/Producer Sean "P-Diddy" Combs, though one could sing his music as a pee ditty.

I was taking a piss in the boys room the other day and the man at the urinal next to me began singing a masterful rendition of "He is an English Man" from Gilbert and Sullivan's H.M.S. Pinafore. What a lovely pee ditty.

Tommy began singing a pee ditty he'd made up about the teacher pissing her pants in front of his whole class. The principle overheard and gave him three days of morning detention.

by ayobabaycanigetchonumbahh February 21, 2014

suicide pee

The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.

Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck

by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017