Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee

Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"

by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023

Pee pee poo poo

The funniest joke there is. There is no funnier joke. It is a joke.

Person 1: "Pee pee poo poo"
Person 2: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

by Totally Not blustar February 9, 2021

Ole Pee Pee Hands

An individual who accidentally spills a urine sample on their hands and is so dumb someone has to tell the individual to go wash their hands.

“Did you see Ole Pee Pee Hands trip up the stairs and spill that hot piss all over his hands?”

by Wild turkey 193 April 10, 2019

pee-pee-roni

The act of sticking ones penis into a stick of pepperoni.

Can be used to describe a person's attitude. If someone is being a pee-pee-roni, they are acting as though they have had their meat (dick) has been cut off or is missing.

"Man you being such a pee-pee-roni. Get some balls pussy!"

by SnoopsMaGoops June 12, 2018

pee pee poo poo

a thing a Texas child wont stop saying saying when I'm trying to beat my meat

Texas kid: "pee pee poo poo"
me: * moans *

by peachesandstrawbarrys February 16, 2021

Pee Pee

What Jeffy from SML calls his penis.

Jeffy: Watch me smack my pee pee
Mario: Jeffy stop doing that or you're grounded
Jeffy: Why

by NonsenseRoaster June 25, 2025