A random, vacuous individual who has achieved some minimum level of obscure celebrity, but is incapable of being interesting, funny, or compelling during any sort of interview or media apperance. Named in honor of Jake Pavelka, the "Bachelor" contestant and douchebag extraordinaire.
I tried listening to the radio today, but the guy being interviewed turned out to be a real pavelka, so I turned it off.
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Alternate definitions: assneck, dodus, and taint.
1. The area which becomes particularly sticky after a hot creamy shit.
2. The small piece of skin that runs from your hangees to your pooper.
1. The area which becomes particularly sticky after a hot creamy shit.
2. The small piece of skin that runs from your hangees to your pooper.
Advice- shave this area weekly and wear loose clothing to catch a nice breeze on a hot summer day.
Advice- have a female, or male if that is your thing, lick your taint while you slap the clown. Orgasmic episode will increase to one you've never had before.
Advice- have a female, or male if that is your thing, lick your taint while you slap the clown. Orgasmic episode will increase to one you've never had before.
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A nobody , who wants to find out stuff about you and use it against you...
A pavel is not to be trusted in any measure..
Adjv: A person with no sense of identity pretends to be of a different faith,he is really a good,muslim boy..in fact pavel is not even his real name..
PROBABLY HAS FIFTEEN KIDS AND AS MANY WIVES..
Lies on millionarie sites duping 40+ women into marriage ..
Scours myspace and bebo pages to find out everything about you and EVEN IMPERSONATES YOU..
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TRUST A PAVEL IN ANY MEASURE YOU ARE WRONG!!
*after all the shit and blatant lies he spread about chelsea when she invited him to chat in 05 (get over it bitch), she could have done more than calls this sand rat out*
A nobody , who wants to find out stuff about you and use it against you...
A pavel is not to be trusted in any measure..
Adjv: A person with no sense of identity pretends to be of a different faith,he is really a good,muslim boy..in fact pavel is not even his real name..
PROBABLY HAS FIFTEEN KIDS AND AS MANY WIVES..
Lies on millionarie sites duping 40+ women into marriage ..
Scours myspace and bebo pages to find out everything about you and EVEN IMPERSONATES YOU..
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TRUST A PAVEL IN ANY MEASURE YOU ARE WRONG!!
*after all the shit and blatant lies he spread about chelsea when she invited him to chat in 05 (get over it bitch), she could have done more than calls this sand rat out*
PAVEL IS A LIAR,IN REAL LIFE (HE IS THE PIZZA DUDE HE BUNKS WITH 100 OF HIS COUSINS) IT IS NOT EVEN HIS REAL NAME,HE WILL TRY AND USE SHIT AGAINST YOU,DO NOT COMMIT TO EVEN THE SMALLEST ACT OF TRUST AROUND A PAVEL..
IF YOU SEE A PAVEL IN THE STREET AVOID IT , CHANGE DIRECTION OR DO SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE..
DO NOT GIVE A PAVEL THE OPPURTUNITY..!
IF YOU SEE A PAVEL IN THE STREET AVOID IT , CHANGE DIRECTION OR DO SOMETHING UNPREDICTABLE..
DO NOT GIVE A PAVEL THE OPPURTUNITY..!
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