ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.

I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.

by McDrunk April 4, 2012

half past fap

When you had planned a very special fap time and someone comes in (expectedly or unexpectedly) causing you to postpone or in worst cases cancel it.

friend gets home early and sits down to watch tv.

you: "Don't you have to be somewhere?? It's already half past fap and im jonesing to get back to business."
friend: "Dude, you shouldnt have told me. Now I'm not going anywhere so you will have to cancel your precious fap time!"
you: "FUCK YOU!"

by the engineer April 2, 2013

gone past dawn

When you are so high, drunk, or halucinating, you are still intoxicated after the sun comes up. It only counts if you began early on in the night.

Dude, I was so messed up, I was gone past dawn.

by Solaufein July 27, 2008

Cut and Paste Hot

a girl that is obviously attractive but in a way that is so stereotypical and/or without personality and individuality that she strikes the observer as boring, neutrally attractive, and perhaps undesirable.

She's got shoulder-length bleach-blonde hair, a decent rack, normal body-type, moderately tan - she's Cut and Paste Hot. They're everywhere.

by RPav October 7, 2010

Past Life Kenny

A very underrated artist who deserves sooo much respect. If I could pick I would squeeze him at Juice Wrld level.

Past Life Kenny is so very much underrated.

by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja January 8, 2023

Taste my paste

When you eat discharge

“Hey Andrea! Why don’t u come taste my paste?”

by MikibellLovesUnicorns February 10, 2022

Past The Chunk Point

Adj. Originally coined in reference to milk long past it's expiration point; meaning awful, disgusting, unfavourable

Person 1: "I really hate math class"
Person 2: "OMG I know, it is so past the chunk point"

by qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhbvytg April 12, 2016