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pancake breakfast

When a friend comes to the aid of another friend, and in turn, the act of kindness is re-payed with various sexual acts... said acts are never spoken of as they awkwardly stare at each other the next morning over a (you guessed it) pankcake breakfast.
Hey man, thanks for fixing my car! I owe you a pancake breakfast if you're DTF.
by IKnowThingsAboutYou September 12, 2011
mugGet the pancake breakfastmug.

cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.
if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.
by k-dizzski October 12, 2006
mugGet the cooter pancakemug.

Pancake abortion

When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.
"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."
by 13en Warner September 15, 2011
mugGet the Pancake abortionmug.

pancake face

having a flat face like a pancake.

also known as "2d face".
"jasiel garza has a pancake face"
by yours tru-lie tha saint November 5, 2007
mugGet the pancake facemug.

makin' pancakes

When a female and male have makeup sex in the morning before breakfast.
Hey Sofia, i heard you were makin' pancakes with Dillon this morning..
by Dillon Alexander November 11, 2008
mugGet the makin' pancakesmug.

pancake top

a flabbier version of muffin top, whereby abdominal fat spills over a woman's pant waist. the pancake top is characterized by a lower cellulite content and higher water content than the muffin top. see muffin stump for opposite end of the pant-waist-fat-spillover spectrum.
damn when that chick walks her pancake top jiggles like crazy.
by wysiwyggy May 15, 2009
mugGet the pancake topmug.

pancake block

When an offensive lineman blocks a man so well the said lineman knocks the said man on the ground
Dude, I totally just pancake blocked Ryan right before he had sex so instead of it being nice, his butt was sore
by Zachatacka (yes the real one) September 27, 2018
mugGet the pancake blockmug.

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