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Plans Parasite

A label designated for one who does not make plans of their own, but leeches off of other peoples plans. Generally they are not welcomed in but seen as a pest when they show up unannounced.
Person #1: Janaye and I were going to spend some time together last night with Quincy and Emily, but then Tim showed up and our plans were ruined.

Person #2: Ew gross, Tim is such a Plans Parasite...
by Son Bon July 17, 2011
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God's Plan

A threesome involving 2 women and 1 man which is antithesis to the Devil's three-way.
Josh was praised by his father for bagging a God's Plan with two of his sisters.
by boobtullah April 20, 2021
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simple plan

kickass canadian band

HOW ABOUT ALL U MOTHER FUCKERS WHO HATE SIMPLE PLAN GO SUCK UR COCKS, JUST BECUZ U HAVE A PATHETIC LIFE, DISSING THEM, IT DONT MEAN THEY DONT HAVE GOOD EFFING MUSIC

i swear to god, u pple have only herd their mainstream mus, n its their non mainstream thats good.
honestly, its only cus their mainstream u hate them. like, for example, taking back sunday , r going mainstream, give it 2 yrs n everyone will hate them

therefore listen to all simple plan's or any band for that matter music before effing judging and commenting them
by angeXx September 7, 2006
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Marshall Plan

To go to a party with the intention of hooking up with either a person under age or someone looking significantly under age.
Kim Marshall executes the Marshall plan by hooking up with two cute young strapping 16 year olds who carry her refrigerator.
by The Bakster January 9, 2009
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Plan B

A sexually oriented prank where you have sex on someone's pillow, and ejaculate on the other side. So, when the victim lays on their pillow, and it smells a bit like sex, they instictively turn it over, and lay their head on the other side, or Plan B.
Dave, my roommate, ate all the food in the apartment, so I gave him the old "Plan B".
by Dirty 'lil bastard March 26, 2009
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family planning

What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!
The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.
by Shrinmarie September 22, 2007
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planned casualness

Use of maturely worded cliches to imply a level of maturity--of self-possession--that the speaker doesn't actually possess.
"I think your planned casualness rather gauche, rather inconsistent in comparison with your demonstrated behavioral spectrum."
by shadyladyk March 6, 2010
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