Naples Pasta Maker

An erect phallus is buttered and fed into a pasta maker. A partner positions themselves beneath the pasta maker, and ingests the flattened remnants of said phallus.

Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.

by GREENFUCKNIGGA12 May 26, 2024

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pesto pasta

Damn good food. With a weird aftertaste.

OMG. Karly, i love this pesto pasta you made for me to make up for stealing my boyfriend.

by KarlyLovesPasta January 24, 2017

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get that pasta

To obtain a nude photo. Or Nood. Derived from the slang term “nood”. Used when speaking in code.

Bro, you get that pasta of the girl from tinder?
Yeah man, check these noods.

by Asstastic90 February 15, 2021

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Pasta Mix

A mix of Pasta featuring Bacon, Chicken, Cheese and sometimes Tuna.

Is Steven enjoying his Pasta Mix?

by Steviet7 May 04, 2009

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Pasta Sauce

Prego, in other words: Pregnant.

Rihanna had some serious moves at the Super Bowl, which is especially impressive considering she’s pasta sauce.

by RonDeSantissucks June 21, 2023

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pasta artery

Artistic but swag penguin lover

pasta artery is a cool guy.

by Ixhent October 19, 2021

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