Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.

Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.

by stage slave January 31, 2023

Velvet mafia

A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.

The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday January 11, 2016

Red Velvet

5 iconic queens who can do many concepts including halloween during Christmas season. They are legendary, sexy dynamites and they can hit that drum. When reveluvs are down, they remind us to POWER UP!! Also, when Yeri says she is British, she is British. Anyways, BOOYAHHH!!!

PS: There is only 1 downside, but it ain't their fault. They're coming to CANADA but why only 2 cities out of 100+??

Example: wow Red Velvet is sooo amazing likeeeeee WOOWWW DAEBAKK

by Spilling tea December 30, 2018

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex

Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.

by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022

soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009