hog callin

Hog callin, also known as "hoggin", is when a group of friends go to the bar and each make a wager on who can bring home the fattest woman. Documented proof is required for judging the next day. Pictures, stolen underwear, etc. anything that can prove you slept with her and gives an indication of her size.

A group of friends and I went down to the bar the other night for a round of hog callin. I won by baggin a 350 pounder!

by cerealkilla May 30, 2006

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hogs eye

hole in the tip of a gentlemans appendage required for spurting of urine or jizm.

jesus...the cock-doctor jammed a cocktail umbrella down my hogs eye.

by Simon September 17, 2003

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Hog in hand

Being caught off guard / Being in awe

"Did you see that knockout on UFC last night? I stood there, hog in hand, wishing it was me in that octagon! Then I started throwin' fist pumps."

by CaLeDee August 11, 2008

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goober hog

A stupid hog that likes incest.

Shut, you goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019

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shit hog

a complete asshole; someone who has no respect for rules or authority.

My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.

by frizzlefryporcelaingod814 December 23, 2009

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Baked Hog

A sandwich that contains alot of pig products and is placed in the oven to melt all of the cheese. A sandwich suitable for someone who doesnt have self esteem and care how they look or feel. A sandwich that can replace the feeling of wanting to throw up after eating 3 Big Mac's. Irish girls named Mick usually tend to gravitate towards Baked Hogs.

Chris - "What do you wanna do for lunch Mick?"
Mick - "Im starving, I could go for a Baked Hog ."
Chris - "That's nasty. Your nasty."

by cheesemodee November 16, 2010

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