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vacation dick

Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.
She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.
by Faceoffate June 9, 2016
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vacation outfit

an outfit bought weeks or months in advance to only be worn for the first time on vacation. most likely to dressy or trendy for the enviroment they will be wearing it in.
"Did you see that girls outfit? She's a little over dressed for Flordia isnt she?"

"Must be a vacation outfit, shes probably been saving it for a while."
by TinaRW June 16, 2008
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vacation dick

A big dick from a reliable source you get when he wants to come thru.
Girl my vacation dick just called to come thru.
by Lyncher69 June 16, 2016
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state vacation

Serving time in jail, prison, or any correctional facility.
My guys doing a little state vacation right now. He’ll be back soon.
by It don’t matter December 13, 2018
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vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.
by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016
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vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.
Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.
by AForSparta May 28, 2016
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vacation dick

A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.
The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.
by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016
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