cook sesh

by Babyjess March 19, 2016
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Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems
just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues
by worr1 October 27, 2022
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sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
by Communizm April 05, 2017
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ice cream sesh

thoughts : i’m depressed

also thoughts : ice cream sesh
person : *vibes and complains there fat*
by daddy fuck nr June 03, 2021
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ice cream sesh

ice cream sesh is when u sit with ur friends and eat loads of ice cream and listen to music or watch a movie and talk/spill tea. not that complicated 🤷 ♀️
person: you wanna ice cream sesh?
also a person but could be an alien: yes indeed i do 😌
by babygirl call me daddy x April 25, 2020
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steam sesh

A really, really gay way of saying you fucked someone/thing
Just had a steam sesh with my girl, was pre nice
by cyph3r_cunt March 24, 2018
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Sesh flu

When you've been on the sniff all weekend causing you to have the sniffles that last more than 2 days
Frank: "boh! Feel more bunged up than Charlie sheen! Sesh flu can fuck clean off
by Seshflu September 03, 2021
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