A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
by Nim M. Strade April 21, 2014
Get the office shiv mug.Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
by Reemster October 3, 2014
Get the Office Coffee mug.A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.
Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.
DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."
DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."
by Marquan1984 September 17, 2015
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Get the Office Pot mug.Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.
by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019
Get the Officer cadet mug.Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018
Get the Office Whip mug.The effect of a good rough banging. Can't walk straight and lean to one side because the man is left or right handed.
by BigAl77 May 28, 2018
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