A shiv in an office. Some people call it a letter opener, but that's ridiculous. I mean, it's shaped just like a shiv. That thing would totally be useful in jail.
Hey man, Janet's being such a bitch. Do you have an office shiv that I can use to put her in her place?
by Nim M. Strade April 21, 2014
Get the office shivmug. 
it's good to be the office putter if you can get to that level, he's the guy that only comes out of the bag, that steps in once the project is 99% complete and the work is all done ... so he can step in for the easy tap in and be seen as the one to bring it home, finish the deal, get all the praise and credit
Jackson: Once again Miller plays the office putter and gets all the recognition.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.
Murphy: Yeah, this will probably get him his 3rd promotion in 2 years.
by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009
Get the office puttermug. Person 1: You see that guys car, look at all that shit he's got in there.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
Person 2: Damn, that's a total Office Whip.
by Operator Bacon October 9, 2018
Get the Office Whipmug. Donald Trump suggested viruses be named after the place where they originated which is why The Oval Office is now known as The Coronavirus Office.
by No Hemingway October 5, 2020
Get the Coronavirus Officemug. A comedy TV series that it’s better than the UK version, was on Netflix but is now on a still widely unknown platform called Peacock
The office (us) is funny
by Hburgear January 4, 2022
Get the The office (us)mug. Another word for a paperclip
by ponylover0 November 11, 2017
Get the Office barrettemug.