Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

pocket nonsense or PN

A succint explanation when you accidentally text gibberish to someone, call someone or start a Facebook group page as a result of an unlocked keyboard on your phone while it's in your pocket.

"Jimmy what does xcfhjjhvh'''???&&: mean? -" nothing. Just pocket nonsense or PN

by bmilligan05 March 31, 2015

Lispy nonsense

A language that 2 Girls. (Lucia,Brooke) made up and shared it with their friends (Samantha, Rhianna, Olivia and lily.g) the language is called 'lispy nonsense' It comes from the south coast of Thailand!

At the end of any word you add letter/letters on the end depending on what type of word it is-
Plural- zs
Mascaline- z
Feminine- s
How ever their is some famous phrases in lispy nonsense like... 'sweet as a nut'

Words&phrases-
Hellos
Yess
Noz
Screw you
Sweet as a nut
I guess...
Seee yaa
Nartz
Ahh nuts
Lispy nonsense

by Sammy.J December 23, 2016

bush noobs

1. (in reference to League of Legends) A player who does not have the ability to land skills shots. This inability to land skill shots means that they stay inside of bushes in order to surprise the enemy with their skill shots which they will often times still fail if the enemy has any dodge mechanics at all. Bush noobs are quite good at the bronze level since most bronze players lack the ability or the brain power to recognize an incoming nidalee spear and simply step to the right or left of it. There are even players mostly noob level ashes who see the spear and walk closer to it taking damage and most likely killing themselves.

2. (in reference to coitus) A man or woman who is not used to going down on someone with a fully grown bush and ends up finding it hard to perform cunnilingus because of said unkempt bush. They will often times get hair into their mouths and give up half way through leaving their partner dissatisfied.

1. Dude i can not believe that our ashe walked straight into the nidalees spear every single time i mean how can you not be embarassed after dying to a bush noob so many times. That ashe should just uninstall the game i mean like seriously lol.

2. Oh my god girl he just would not go down on me i mean he went down once and then came back up saying he needed to breath and that i needed to set fire to my jungle i mean like come on there is nothing but freaking bush noobs in this town.

by Rain Weaver September 13, 2017

Jumping nonsensely

When someone's mind is messed up and keep thinking multiple things jumping from one to one another

I am so busy right now and I have started to jumping nonsensely. Thinking about whether or not my boyfriend really suits me and do I really have time to be in a relationship.

by radio ccl November 25, 2018

dim nons

A group of people that enjoy company from young children

Be aware of the dim nons my little children! The always come out at night.

by Your daily nun January 20, 2020

Cock nonsense

1. Doing something ridiculous for no apparent reason

2. Being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk
3. Erectile dysfunction under the age of 40

My kids were putting legos in the pots last night.

That is some real cock nonsense

by Bmcclure1 January 24, 2020