Throwing the Jacket Off

With a jacket covering up your cock, masturbating so no one can see you do it.

Or with a jacket covering it up, having your girlfriend give you a hand job

Throwing the jacket off - Jordan needed to bust a nut, but there were too many people in the room so he covered himself up and threw the jacket off.

Rita wanting to please her man in public so she laid a jacket across his lap and threw his jacket off.

by CheesesCakesAreDelicous December 9, 2008

boner jacket

Jacket made of erected foreskin.

Wow, Joey has one hard boner jacket.

by The_Fondler March 9, 2016

fuck you in the jacket

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.

Hey motherfucker, I'm going to fuck you in the jacket?

by Alex Hernandez December 3, 2007

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

Colombian Water Jacket

The process in which two guys use their own hands to jerk each other off while touching each other. This is not gay and if you have not done it yet, you are indeed gay.

Ian: Man, me and Ryan were too lazy to dutch rudder so we did the Colombian Water Jacket instead. So much better!
Jared: Oh, that's cool man.

by chramelisa October 25, 2011

flak jacket man

The guy in your group of friends that takes the grenade.

"who takes the grenade this time?"

"Kevin hes the flak jacket man."

by nickwithkungfugrip August 21, 2010

straight jacket ratchet

When them hoes is so ratchet they should be wearing nothing but a straight jacket.

Hey, have you seen Christina? That hoe is so ratchet she be straight jacket ratchet!

by David "D-Na$ty" Locher February 7, 2018