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nine inch nails

Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"
by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007
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Light Blue Nails

What light blue nails mean is that when a girl has light blue nail polish on she has a boyfriend.
“Yo man look how cute that girl is ima go ask for her snap”
“Bro do you not see her light blue nails she has a boyfriend
by Chickennugs4life July 14, 2021
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Shovel nail action

When someone has huge accumulations of dirt under there nails.. And it looks like they have used their nails to shovel dirt and/or faeces.
’Damn Lisa has some shovel nail action’ Greg gagged heavily.
by AstrayMind98 June 28, 2020
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Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.
Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"
by MudOnMe November 5, 2011
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harder than nails

Wood hardens with age. After a period of time, you can't drive nails in some types. A carpenter might call such wood "harder than nails".

The term could be applied to many other materials that harden with age, often as an exaggeration; often food.

hard, stale, inedible
Those left-over biscuits are harder than nails.
by caloo_calay December 2, 2013
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nail jello to a tree

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.
by wslngy December 2, 2015
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Toe Nail Toby

When a guy is pleasuring a girl. He sticks his toe nail up the girls vagina and causes her to fell a chilly sensation
Girl: No Not the toe nail toby
Guy: Yeah Get that shit GOOD
by Zenunhass June 23, 2011
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