A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.
Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.
by jean anyon July 30, 2008
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When Chris Mursch ( The total flamer that goes to brookfield east and wants to rub Mrs.Wagners hairy mangina) takes a dump then removes his ass hair from the steamer and places it on your upper lip while you are sleeping.
Breu II was taking a nap and when he woke up he was excited to see he had a mursch mustache places nice and firmly on his upper lip.
by jew May 18, 2004
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Get the secret mustache mug.An area of facial hair on a man's face, that not only proudly boasts of musical prowess, but serves as a precursor to the legendary icon that is the man with the facial hair.
BOY 1: DUDE, look at that guy rip on bass! He's owning it!
BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.
BOY 1: Dude.
BOY 2: Yeah man, and his facial hair is totally Reid's Moustache.
BOY 1: Dude.
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A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.
Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
by Toee August 30, 2006
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