mullet-call

A late night, usually drunken, rendezvous with your rural neighbor for the purpose of obtaining sex.

I got so randy after we left the bar, I had to give Deryl a mullet-call as soon as I got home.

by Deryl B. Derdy January 23, 2003

vampire mullet

(noun) Goth haircut where the bangs are sheared to a razor straight line with the rest of the hair long - usually black, very black. Forehead depth of line is variable, and often extreme.

The vampire mullet is also worn in increasingly, and frighteningly, large numbers by Fat-a-Billies (female rock-a-billies).

Morgatha's vampire mullet is a sure sign she's crazy.

I think I cut my hand on your vampire mullet.

by seahowl September 16, 2006

Business Mullet

Hairstyle of the business world. Not exaclty like the regular mullet. Not as long as the redneck mullet, it is properly combed and medium long.

Donald Trump, Clark Kent have a business mullet.

by waka jawaka December 27, 2009

Mullet

A bitch with no tits but a fat ass.
Like the hairstyle, with nothing on top but a large rear portion.

Allie jones is a mullet

by i_smoke_rock December 28, 2005

Mulletdom

A mythical zone, where you go when you grow a mullet.
Population: lots.
Ruler: Jon S. Stock.
Exports: Midwestern Rock Bands
Citizens of Mulletdom are known as Mulletheads

"OH NO. After that haircut, I've now entered the realm of Mulletdom"

by Withiel S Black July 17, 2003

mullettron

The biggest, champion of all mullets your eyes have ever seen!

I have seen the mullettron, halleluiah!

by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003

MULLETTASTIC

Of or referring to a mega-mullet. One who sports extra business up front and a bigger party in the back.

Your mom looks especially mullettastic, today.
Your hair is certainly mullettastic, Bubba.
His hair is the most mullettastic in the whole trailer park.

by dielovefly April 22, 2008