Inappropriate Muffin

Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.

Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*

by Soapy17 September 21, 2011

Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010

Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

Scruffin' The Muffin

The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.

"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"

"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."

"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"

"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."

by LuvMyHootie June 9, 2014

Muffin Stuffing

When a male or female suffering from muffin top continuously adjusts their pants and undergarments over their hips to stuff the muffin.

The cleaning lady keeps muffin stuffing.

by Jeff L & Meghan M January 29, 2010

Muffin Cannon

A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.

DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!

Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.

by Venumb77 January 30, 2010

Muffin dick

Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.

Dude he is a total muffin dick!

by ClownPenisDotFart October 17, 2010