Choke on a muffin

It’s just an insult

Go choke on a muffin

by Crazyredhead1370 January 1, 2018

Leg muffins

When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins

Damn girl look at those leg muffins.

She is wearing those boots to tight

by Saffronrae September 19, 2014

Smoochie Muffin

1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.

2. Word used to describe sexy women.

Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."

Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."

by The Original Smoochie Muffin July 21, 2009

Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010

Pixy Muffin

A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.

Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-

by Chrome Prince February 7, 2013

Inappropriate Muffin

Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.

Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*

by Soapy17 September 21, 2011

Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013