modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Modern Grnaola

When someone posts all there outdoor, escape frome technology, hike, etc. photos. Sometimes includes smoking.

Wow! Nice photo Mike you're really modern grnaola.

by ||¡||¡||▪︎ November 14, 2022

Modern Rock

A Subculture that Currently has no name, as it is very young. Members generally listen to obscure and old bands, such as Dogmatic and Green River. Most members own a Record Player, and make music influenced by Grunge, Rock and Punk.
They do not care for fashion, they were what is Comfortable.

Pop Sucks!

Steven is really into Dogmatic, he must be a Modern Rock fan!

by RISPB*& June 9, 2020

Moderner

A Defective Gen Z Person. Examples Of Their Terror Are Hating On Good Games.

Moderner: I Think Minecraft Looks Pixelated And Outdated, I Think 1.20 Will Make It All Look Better.

A Normal Person: Wow, You Fucking Moderner.

by lesmartlad March 6, 2023

moderner

A person, place or thing becoming more modern than it already was/is.

This website is moderner.

by Honeymine Moderators April 29, 2019

Modern Warfare 2

"The catastrophic mixture of pew pew and boom boom."

Yeah, Noobtubing in Modern Warfare 2 is annoying :/

by Toasty Toaster April 17, 2021

Modern Racism

Whenever Someone or an idea, idiology, or circumstance disagrees with idologies, people, or politics of the left, or doesn't give said noun what it wants or things don't go the left's way.

Facts:
The democrat party doesn't exactly cater only to poor people, and is not really the party for poor people like people believe, for example, there are just as many rich people on the left, or who are democrat as are republican or are on the right
Typical Leftoid response:
You're a racist.
OR
That's racism (modern racism)

by bobsterclause February 9, 2023