An instrument that divides shit.
He/she was mad enough at the dude that he/she cut him in half with a machete and made it look like an accident. He/she divided that dude.
by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020
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This is the day where you go to memenade's discord server and spam pictures of the pokemon machamp
The day starts on December 22th.
The day starts on December 22th.
by unexpectedlastbraincell December 19, 2020
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Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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Get the mach den mario mug.A gender agnostic, all encompassing term of endearment used by south indian populations. Can be used as a synonym for dude, yaar, friend or mate.
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